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10 Best Funny Dad Quotes- 2018

10 Best Funny Dad Quotes

“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”

Dave Attell

“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” Comedians also give funny advice on parenting that all dads should take to heart.


“I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”

Bob Odenkirk

10 Best Funny Dad Quotes

“My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.”

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Stewart Francis

“Even though I’m proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we’re not as close as we appear.”

Jimmy Fallon


“Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.”

Rodney Dangerfield


“Me and my dad used to play tag. He’d drive.”

Erma Bombeck


“We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He wants his mother.'”

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Clarence Darrow


“The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children. “

James Breakwell


Four-year-old: Tell me a scary story!
Me: One time little people popped out of your mom, and they never stopped asking questions.
Four-year-old: Why?

Mark Twain


“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

Updated: March 17, 2018 — 1:03 am

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